Friday, February 8, 2008
Useless Trivia
The liquid inside young coconuts
>can be used as a substitute for
>
>Blood plasma .
>
>No piece of paper can be folded in half
>
>more than seven (7) times.
>
>
>Donkeys kill more people annually
>
>than plane crashes.
>
>
>You burn more calories sleeping
>
>than you do watching television.
>
>
>
>Oak trees do not produce acorns
>
>until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
>
>
>
>The first product to have a bar code
>
>was Wrigley's gum.
>
>
>The King of Hearts is the only king
>
>WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
>
>
>American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
>by eliminating one (1) olive
>
>from each salad served in first-class.
>
>
>Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
>(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
>what does this tell you!)
>
>
>Apples, not caffeine,
>
>are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
>
>
>Most dust particles in your house are made from
>
>DEAD SKIN!
>
>The first owner of the Marlboro Company
>died of lung cancer.
>
>So did the first "Marlboro Man."
>
>Walt Disney was afraid
>
>OF MICE!
>
>
>PEARLS MELT
>
>IN VINEGAR!
>
>
>The three most valuable brand names on earth:
>Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
>
>
>It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
>
>but, not downstairs.
>
>
>A duck's quack doesn't echo,
>
>and no one knows why.
>
>Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
>be kept at least six (6) feet away from
>a toilet to avoid airborne particles
>resulting from the flush.
>
>(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
>
>Richard Millhouse Nixon
>
>was the first U.S. president
>whose name contains all the letters
>from the word "criminal."
>
>The second ?
>
>William Jefferson Clinton
>
>(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
>
>And the best for last.....
>
>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
>
>can be used as a substitute for
>
>Blood plasma .
>
>No piece of paper can be folded in half
>
>more than seven (7) times.
>
>
>Donkeys kill more people annually
>
>than plane crashes.
>
>
>You burn more calories sleeping
>
>than you do watching television.
>
>
>
>Oak trees do not produce acorns
>
>until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
>
>
>
>The first product to have a bar code
>
>was Wrigley's gum.
>
>
>The King of Hearts is the only king
>
>WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
>
>
>American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
>by eliminating one (1) olive
>
>from each salad served in first-class.
>
>
>Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
>(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
>what does this tell you!)
>
>
>Apples, not caffeine,
>
>are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
>
>
>Most dust particles in your house are made from
>
>DEAD SKIN!
>
>The first owner of the Marlboro Company
>died of lung cancer.
>
>So did the first "Marlboro Man."
>
>Walt Disney was afraid
>
>OF MICE!
>
>
>PEARLS MELT
>
>IN VINEGAR!
>
>
>The three most valuable brand names on earth:
>Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
>
>
>It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
>
>but, not downstairs.
>
>
>A duck's quack doesn't echo,
>
>and no one knows why.
>
>Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
>be kept at least six (6) feet away from
>a toilet to avoid airborne particles
>resulting from the flush.
>
>(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
>
>Richard Millhouse Nixon
>
>was the first U.S. president
>whose name contains all the letters
>from the word "criminal."
>
>The second ?
>
>William Jefferson Clinton
>
>(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
>
>And the best for last.....
>
>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
>
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